Milk of magnesia comes from a rare breed of deer, and only from the fawn before it is 1 year old. To remove the milk from it, you must use a rubber fork a wiggle it carefully. To identify the fawn, look for the one with the face like a donkey.
Ironically, donkeys hate this kind of fawn so much that they eat the donkey-faced fawns upon sight. To avoid this sort of conflict, the donkey-faced fawns and their parents will hide at the top of very tall trees. This has caused all manner of height related deaths, so they have taken to hiding at the top of high rise buildings that have swimming pools. Even smarter, they now only congregate in Canberra, Australia, telling people that they live in the country's capital city. When donkeys hear of this, they immediately head for Sydney (because donkeys have little geographical knowledge) and can't find them.
So next time you have milk of magnesia, take a moment to think of where it comes from.
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