A Chat with Dahman

Dahman plays in a heavy metal band. I don't like heavy metal. But Dahman keeps inviting me to the gigs...

marc says (14:03):
*loud angry noise?
Dahman says (14:03):
*very much so im afraid
marc says (14:05):
*Dear Dahman,
Due to the fact that the music you will be providing for your listening pleasure is in fact not at all very pleasureable, I regret to inform you that no part of me will be present at your gig on Saturday. This means that even when people say "Sorry, but I'll be there in spirit" does not apply to me.
I thank you for your keen interest in entertaining me, but please try harder.
Yours with regret,
Marc Burrage, 27
Dahman says (14:11):
*thumbs up
marc says (14:11):
*these letters will be collectable one day
Dahman says (14:11):
*haha
marc says (14:12):
*someone will make them into a film called "Letters to Dahman" with Sandra Bullock playing you, and Martin Sheen playing me
Dahman says (14:12):
*perfect
*P.S I love you
marc says (14:12):
*P.P.S I love you more
Dahman says (14:13):
*with tim curry playin you and johnny depp playing me
marc says (14:14):
*then they'd remake both with meryl streep playing you, and frank bruno playing me, but people would call it "dirty" and "a shame"