Dear Recruitment agents,
I know my name is not the easiest to spell. Hence why I always take the time to spell it out completely when you ring and ask for my email address. If you get it wrong, and ring back wondering why i haven't replied back to your email, I will patiently spell it out again so that you can have another go.
However, if you ring back a THIRD TIME and ask why I haven't replied, and AGAIN read out my name spelt incorrectly, I will politely ask you to stop calling and hang up. This is not a personal attack on you, I just am not blessed with a superhuman amount of patience when it comes to people incapable of listening to letters being spoken slowly down the phone to them TWICE.
Yours with love,
Marc
