Quotes for when I get on The Apprentice

22:12 - BigPants: "I am a lion, i like to roar.. at business!"

22:12 - macdaddy: there are stupid people, and there is me.

22:12 - macdaddy: money is for winners. nothing is for losers

22:14 - BigPants: "Im Marc with a capital M.... the M is for Money"

22:14 - macdaddy: "there are 4 ways to make money. and i'm all of them"

22:15 - macdaddy: "in business you either succeed, or you explode like a giant fat walrus. and i like to club seals"

Now I know my ABC...

Dear Recruitment agents,

I know my name is not the easiest to spell. Hence why I always take the time to spell it out completely when you ring and ask for my email address. If you get it wrong, and ring back wondering why i haven't replied back to your email, I will patiently spell it out again so that you can have another go.

However, if you ring back a THIRD TIME and ask why I haven't replied, and AGAIN read out my name spelt incorrectly, I will politely ask you to stop calling and hang up. This is not a personal attack on you, I just am not blessed with a superhuman amount of patience when it comes to people incapable of listening to letters being spoken slowly down the phone to them TWICE.

Yours with love,
Marc